Student of life, improv, and Cannoli Dan's Jazzercize Gymnasium.
The guy who wrote this clearly hasn’t gotten any in quite some time.

The guy who wrote this clearly hasn’t gotten any in quite some time.

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3 weeks ago
Yes, this is a #WhiteCastle candle that smells like cheeseburgers.

Yes, this is a #WhiteCastle candle that smells like cheeseburgers.

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1 month ago
Let’s do this ❤️ #imwithcoco #conanobrien #conan #tonightshow #jimmyfallon #tonightshowwithjimmyfallon #nbc

Let’s do this ❤️ #imwithcoco #conanobrien #conan #tonightshow #jimmyfallon #tonightshowwithjimmyfallon #nbc

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1 month ago
#clerks2 again ❤️

#clerks2 again ❤️

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3 months ago

#worldstar #hannahmontana #sewing #crafting #worldstar

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3 months ago

turn down for what #sewing #crafting #worldstar #twerk

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3 months ago

There once was a man from Nantucket/ Who was so braindead he bought stock in Trukfit

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4 months ago
Cu-Tang ain’t nuthin’ to fuck wit. #wutang #work #sad

Cu-Tang ain’t nuthin’ to fuck wit. #wutang #work #sad

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4 months ago
Easily the sexiest Christmas ornament. #Christmas #Conan #TeamCoco #jeggings #myfavorite

Easily the sexiest Christmas ornament. #Christmas #Conan #TeamCoco #jeggings #myfavorite

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4 months ago
I didn’t* make this for work. (*I totally did) #thanksgiving #badpuns #workflow

I didn’t* make this for work. (*I totally did) #thanksgiving #badpuns #workflow

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4 months ago

Chris reacts to internet. #meme #beard

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4 months ago
Actual product or nickname for my boyfriends junk? LETS PLAY #game #sexy #swag #turntup #bored #foodporn #inspiration #duckdynasty #hashtags #funny #ladies #cauliflower

Actual product or nickname for my boyfriends junk? LETS PLAY #game #sexy #swag #turntup #bored #foodporn #inspiration #duckdynasty #hashtags #funny #ladies #cauliflower

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5 months ago
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